TTS Optimizer
Prepares manuscript files (ODT, EPUB, TXT) for Azure Neural TTS rendering. Extracts and splits chapters into numbered text files, then applies a suite of text fixes — dash conversion, ALL-CAPS normalization, appositive comma correction for character names, artifact cleanup, and Azure F0 budget reporting. Standalone Windows executable; no Python required.
AB Studio
Sends prepared chapter text files to Microsoft Azure Speech Services and renders them as high-quality WAV audiofiles using Dragon HD Neural voices. Handles long texts automatically by chunking and stitching, with adjustable prosody, pause timing, and output format. Includes a preview mode for voice-checking before a full render. Standalone Windows executable; no Python required.
Hula Dancer AI Assistant
A compact desktop AI station built on a Raspberry Pi 4, paired with an Android smartphone to answer calls and take messages — no cloud, no subscription, just local AI doing real work. Mounted on a custom Artificial Roots platform with LED accent lighting, because presentation matters.
The hula girl? Non-negotiable.
Custom Spreadsheets & Business Tools
Tell us what you need tracked, calculated, or managed — we build it. AI-generated, self-calculating, and ready to use from day one. No formulas to learn. No tutorials to sit through. Just a tool that works the way your business works.
From simple invoices and job tracking to full payroll systems with automatic month-to-month carryover — if you can describe what you need, we can build it.